i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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