Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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