# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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