how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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