I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you would pick up someone in the library
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Randomize
