One girl and one boy is just not enough.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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