So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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