Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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