nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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