So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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