She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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