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im six kinds of drunk right now
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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