I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Are we still banned from the library?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
