you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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