I'm drive I can fine osifer
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
