dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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