I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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