Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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