they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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