her vagine was all disorganized.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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