Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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