Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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