I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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