My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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