It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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