He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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