Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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