Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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