My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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