She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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