4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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