Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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