addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
