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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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