and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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