I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
