porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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