just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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