Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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