Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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