your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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