So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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