Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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