But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
