I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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