lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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