Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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