Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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