ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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