That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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