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Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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